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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours!?
People who are willing to getup to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually are not that smart as they think they are.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a cake if you can't eat it?Do I stare at it?What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?I mean seriously.
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No moron, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the freakin ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were goinghe should know ,he freakin pulledyou over .
When people say "Life is short." Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
Hahaha that stuff is so funny!
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